hannabarbarian:

shutthefuckuphiba:

hannabarbarian:

when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.

what if i do a bad job

then he ejaculates bullets and you die

 Tuesday Jul 7 @ 06:50pm
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hannabarbarian:

shutthefuckuphiba:

hannabarbarian:

when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.

what if i do a bad job

then he ejaculates bullets and you die

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