an amazing story
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
I C O N I C
this fucking line. this is revolutionary.
i will return for the child within one month
this is your warning
you lost me at superwh
Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea
there are two possibilities in the world: that some greater power controls everything and your fate is sealed, or that you can change everything at a whim
which is scarier?