iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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actionables:

I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11



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